Time for you to get a DAW, they said.
I love my Boss BR just fine, I said.
But you can do much more via DAW, they said.
I've been multitracking since 1981, and compared to 4-track cassette, my Boss is pure luxury, and I'm very happy with it, I said.
It's so 2007, using a hardware multitrack, they said.
Oh, I'm so ashamed. I'll try this free Mixpad if you'll STFU, I said.
MY BOSS BR NEVER MISALIGNS THE TRACKS THE WAY MIXPAD DOES, I screamed in rage.
Take your cursor and drag each track individually until they match, they said.
Bahahaha...WHAT?? Bahahahaa, I said.
You're committing blasphemy; you're not supposed to mention the Emperor's lack of clothes re: 2016 technology, they said.
WOW. WOW, really? Yeah, latency issues are something I've never even heard of until I got a DAW, I said.
*all cover their ears* LUH-LUH-LUH-LUH, Weeee, caaaan't, HEEAAAR, YOOUUUU, LUH-LUH-LUH-LUH-LUH, they said.
*raises one eyebrow, steps away, very, very slowly, being careful not to make any sudden moves*, I said.
Now I'm back to my Boss BR-800, and I'm very happy again, tracking away, I said.