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Time for you to get a DAW, they said. I love my Boss BR just fine, I said. But you can do much more via DAW, they said. I've been multitracking since 1981, and compared to 4-track cassette, my Boss is pure luxury, and I'm very happy with it, I said. It's so 2007, using a hardware multitrack, they said. Oh, I'm so ashamed. I'll try this free Mixpad if you'll STFU, I said. MY BOSS BR NEVER MISALIGNS THE TRACKS THE WAY MIXPAD DOES, I screamed in rage. Take your cursor and drag each track individually until they match, they said. Bahahaha...WHAT?? Bahahahaa, I said. You're committing blasphemy; you're not supposed to mention the Emperor's lack of clothes re: 2016 technology, they said. WOW. WOW, really? Yeah, latency issues are something I've never even heard of until I got a DAW, I said. *all cover their ears* LUH-LUH-LUH-LUH, Weeee, caaaan't, HEEAAAR, YOOUUUU, LUH-LUH-LUH-LUH-LUH, they said. *raises one eyebrow, steps away, very, very slowly, being careful not to make any sudden moves*, I said. Now I'm back to my Boss BR-800, and I'm very happy again, tracking away, I said.